40. Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)
Ah, Elizabeth Bennet. Why wouldn’t she be included?
I mean, she did take out three ninjas while blindfolded…oh, wait, that’s Pride
and Prejudice and Zombies. The real Pride and Prejudice is a little bit tamer.
Lizzy is an abnormality for women of that age, being strong-willed and
intelligent. Unlike most women of the time, she doesn’t simply marry the first
person to ask her. Hell, she refused two men, one of the rejections (Mr.
Collins) severely disappointing her mother. As for the other (Mr. Darcy), she
simply calls him out for being a douche up until that point. And when his aunt
tries to dissuade her from marrying Darcy (due to some false rumours she
heard), Lizzy just says “screw you, I’ll marry who I want”.
39. Ygritte (A Song of Ice and Fire)
Jon Snow really did know nothing. I mean, he knew
Ygritte was a dangerous woman that he’d eventually have to betray, and he still
falls in love with her. Then again, he is a teenage boy, so I guess I can’t
blame him. Ygritte herself is still pretty cool, if only a supporting
character. She’s a skilled archer, and basically fearless. Not to mention she’s
considered lucky by the wildlings due to her red hair. Despite her feelings for
Jon, she immediately tries to kill him when she realises he’s a traitor. Not
many people can claim they could do that.
38. Catwoman (Batman)
A whip, eh? Kinky. Catwoman is one of the most
famous and longest running Batman villains, making her debut in the first ever
Batman comic. The only other villain to hold that title is The Joker. Catwoman
is an expert burglar, frequently escaping Batman (though that may be because he
wants to nail her…and has). Catwoman’s weapon of choice is a whip, because if
she gets disarmed it can’t be used against her effectively unless you’ve been
trained to use it. And while you’re trying to use it against her, she’ll be
kicking your ass in hand-to-hand combat so she can get her whip back to she can whip your ass with it.
37. Trinity (The Matrix)
You know, most computer hackers don’t know kung fu.
They may think they do, but when have they ever left their mother’s basement to
take lessons? Or maybe that’s just male ones. From the get-go, Trinity was an
awesome character, not just because of her awesome escape scene at the start of
the first movie, but for getting the best line in the trilogy (“Dodge this”).
But are you really surprised, given that Morpheus is the one who recruited her?
36. Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Sorry, just
wanted to see if my computer thinks it’s a real word or not (it does, by the
way). Mary Poppins has the rare talent of being a polite badass. I mean, who
else asks jockeys if she can pass them, and get them to agree without a second
thought? Hell, everyone and everything that meets her immediately knows her and
respects her like she’s some kind of god (and according to The League of
Extraordinary Gentlemen, she might be). Though the epitome of kindness in the
film, in the books she’s strict, vain, and rarely shows affection to the
children.
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