25. Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Longstocking)
Didn’t we already have a red-haired children’s book
character? Nine year old Pippi is a cheeky little girl, but can you blame her?
She wasn’t really given an opportunity to learn much on her dad’s ship. Except
how to cook for herself…and clean the house…and care for her pets…okay, maybe
she did learn some useful skills. Having unexplained super strength is
certainly an added bonus too. Pippi and her friends Tommy and Annika have many
adventures together, much to their mother Mrs. Settergren’s disapproval. Jeez
lady, given Pippi’s strength, and what most of the other redheads on this list
are capable of, are you sure that’s a good idea?
24. Lisbeth Salander (Millennium series)
It’s amazing that the two Swedish redheads on this
list are not only in the same post, they’re consecutive (yes, Lisbeth has red
hair, she just dyes it). Speaking of Pippi, Steig Larsson actually said in his
one and only interview about the series that Lisbeth is what he thought Pippi
would be like as an adult. That would be quite a transformation, considering
Lisbeth Salander is an extremely intelligent computer hacker, as well as an
anti-social, chain-smoking bisexual badass. How, you ask? In several ways,
including but not limited to: allowing herself to get raped so she could
torture and blackmail said rapist without him retaliating (and when he does, it
backfires. Badly); beating the crap out of two much larger bikers; and nailing
a guy’s feet to the floor, calling a biker gang that want him dead to tell them where he is, then
calling the cops that want the biker gang to tell them where THEY are.
23. River Tam (Firefly)
Is there a reason scientists in fiction feel the
need to experiment on helpless children? River was an exceptionally smart and
talented child, excelling at everything she ever did. Then “The Academy”
happened, where they experimented on her and basically drove her mad. Luckily,
she managed to tell her brother Simon before she went completely crazy. The two
end up on the ship Serenity (owned by not very legitimate businessman Malcolm
Reynolds), making them even more on the lam than before. I think now’s as good
a time as any to point out that River is psychic, and The Academy screwed up
her mental health (mainly by taking away the part of her brain that feels
emotions. As in, the things she needs to feel guilt over murdering you).
So…have fun trying to harm the crew of Serenity. You’re going to need it.
22. Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess)
I can’t count how many characters on this list
probably just got on here because of their title. Xena used to be a villain,
terrorising everywhere she went with as much violence as she could. All that
changed, however, when Hercules convinced her that she doesn’t need to kill to
prove she’s a warrior. She soon goes on to try to redeem herself, despite many
people being sceptical of her (her reputation as heartless killing machine was
a little bit more well-known than her soft side, to the point where even her
own mother didn’t believe her).
21. Leela (Futurama)
Three X-Men on this list, and Leela still manages
to be the top mutant. She has the will of the warrior, despite what any martial arts
trainer might say. Leela is the pilot of a giant spaceship, despite her obvious
handicap of having one eye and no depth perception. She’s about the only
competent member of the Planet Express delivery crew. And let’s face it: you
cheer any time she punches Zapp Brannigan, don’t you?
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